Monday, October 31, 2005
Saturday, October 29, 2005
Friday, October 28, 2005
Mother Nature
Saw this today had to share it with you Mother Nature shimmering a silvery colour on green leaf. I must admit it did look best when it was fluttering in the air rather than this still shot.
Joke
FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer To "how big is my behind?
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
and always be my very best friend. Amen.
MALE PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge tits who owns
a Liquor store and a 48 foot boat.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit
Amen
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer To "how big is my behind?
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
and always be my very best friend. Amen.
MALE PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge tits who owns
a Liquor store and a 48 foot boat.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit
Amen
Thursday, October 27, 2005
Joke
A waiter delivered a bottle of fine Merlot to a beautiful woman and said, "This is from the gentleman at the bar."
She regarded the wine and the man for a moment, and then sent back a written reply.
The gentleman read it. "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in the garage, a million dollars in the bank, and seven inches in your pants."
He read the note, and then composed one of his own.
She read, "For your information, I have a Ferrari, a BMW, a Mercedes and a Porsche in my garage and twenty million in the bank, but not even for a woman as beautiful as you would I cut off three inches.
Send back the wine!"
She regarded the wine and the man for a moment, and then sent back a written reply.
The gentleman read it. "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in the garage, a million dollars in the bank, and seven inches in your pants."
He read the note, and then composed one of his own.
She read, "For your information, I have a Ferrari, a BMW, a Mercedes and a Porsche in my garage and twenty million in the bank, but not even for a woman as beautiful as you would I cut off three inches.
Send back the wine!"
Ever Wondered How to say..
how to say "Pattycam Watchers" in another language to your own? silly question, of course you have lol
Spanish : "Observadores de Cámara de empanada"
French: "Les Observateurs d'Appareil-photo de steak
haché"
German: " Patty Kamera Beobachter"
Italian: " Osservatori di Macchina Fotografica di Patty
Dutch: "Patty Fototoestel Wachters"
Polish: "Ornitófilos de Câmera de Patty"
Russian: "Наблюдатели Камеры Пирожка"
Norwegian: "Patty Fotoapparat Watchers"
Spanish : "Observadores de Cámara de empanada"
French: "Les Observateurs d'Appareil-photo de steak
haché"
German: " Patty Kamera Beobachter"
Italian: " Osservatori di Macchina Fotografica di Patty
Dutch: "Patty Fototoestel Wachters"
Polish: "Ornitófilos de Câmera de Patty"
Russian: "Наблюдатели Камеры Пирожка"
Norwegian: "Patty Fotoapparat Watchers"
Business Slogans
I had to have a laugh today after seeing this on the side wall of a factory here in Brisbanes Fortitude Valley,
Valley Radiators
" where else would you take a leak"
Valley Radiators
" where else would you take a leak"
Joke
Real women -vs- Ladies
Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine.
Freeze into ice cubes for
future use in casseroles and sauces.
Real Women - Leftover wine?? Hello!!
Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine.
Freeze into ice cubes for
future use in casseroles and sauces.
Real Women - Leftover wine?? Hello!!
Joke
An Australian, a Kiwi and a Yarpie (South African) are in a bar one night
having a beer. All of a sudden the South African drinks his beer, throws his
glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. "In Seth
Efrika our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same
one twice," he says.
The Kiwi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass
into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
"Wull mate, in Niw Zulland we have so much sand to make the glasses that we
don't need to drink out the same glass either," he says. The Australian,
cool as a Koala, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass in the
air, pulls out his gun and shoots the South African and Kiwi.
He turns to the astonished barman and says, "In Australia we have so many bloody South
Africans and Kiwis that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."
having a beer. All of a sudden the South African drinks his beer, throws his
glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. "In Seth
Efrika our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same
one twice," he says.
The Kiwi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass
into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
"Wull mate, in Niw Zulland we have so much sand to make the glasses that we
don't need to drink out the same glass either," he says. The Australian,
cool as a Koala, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass in the
air, pulls out his gun and shoots the South African and Kiwi.
He turns to the astonished barman and says, "In Australia we have so many bloody South
Africans and Kiwis that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."
Wednesday, October 26, 2005
Tuesday, October 25, 2005
The moral of the story is.....
Never put your hand down a blocked rusted sharp edged metal down pipe
Monday, October 24, 2005
Gary Down Under
Thanks to everyone for popping in this morning and wishing Gary greetings, he loved it, and was very happy to see you all. {{{{{{hugs}}}}
Happy Birthday Harriet
175 yrs old,she's met Charles Darwin,imagine that,
travelled the world, was once thought to be a Harry and not a Harriet until they figured out how to tell the sex. She has lived on bare concrete, but now she is lovingly cared for by Australia Zoo in a natural environment. she has a few years to go before surpassing the King of Tongas own tortoise that lived well past 180 years. Happy Birthday Harriet and may you have many more
Frodocam found!
We even found Frodocam, perched high above a city building, overlooking the Brisbane River and the city below.
Sunday, October 23, 2005
Gary's visit Down Under
After meeting Gary on the Qantas flight, we explored Charles Kingsford Smiths plane, then checked in to his accomadation. A quick visit tomy home, then onto see the sights of my beautiful city. Dinner and a lot of belly dancers later, we wished Gary a good sleep, and today we shall explore the Brisbane River further on the City Cats.
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