Thursday, October 27, 2005

Joke

An Australian, a Kiwi and a Yarpie (South African) are in a bar one night
having a beer. All of a sudden the South African drinks his beer, throws his
glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. "In Seth
Efrika our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same
one twice," he says.

The Kiwi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass
into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces.

"Wull mate, in Niw Zulland we have so much sand to make the glasses that we
don't need to drink out the same glass either," he says. The Australian,
cool as a Koala, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass in the
air, pulls out his gun and shoots the South African and Kiwi.

He turns to the astonished barman and says, "In Australia we have so many bloody South
Africans and Kiwis that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."