Friday, October 28, 2005


Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer To "how big is my behind?
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
and always be my very best friend. Amen.

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge tits who owns
a Liquor store and a 48 foot boat.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit

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