Thursday, October 27, 2005


A waiter delivered a bottle of fine Merlot to a beautiful woman and said, "This is from the gentleman at the bar."

She regarded the wine and the man for a moment, and then sent back a written reply.

The gentleman read it. "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in the garage, a million dollars in the bank, and seven inches in your pants."

He read the note, and then composed one of his own.

She read, "For your information, I have a Ferrari, a BMW, a Mercedes and a Porsche in my garage and twenty million in the bank, but not even for a woman as beautiful as you would I cut off three inches.

Send back the wine!"