Paddy has broken his leg and his mate Mick goes round to see him.
Mick says 'How you doin?'
Paddy says 'Do us a favor, nip upstairs and get my slippers, me feet are freezing.'
Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy's two gorgeous 19-year-old twin daughterssitting on the bed.
He says 'Your dad sent me up here to shag the both of you ' .
They say 'Get away with ya.. Prove it.'
Mick shouts downstairs 'Paddy, both of em?'
Paddy shouts back 'Of course both of em, what's the point of f#ckin' one?'