It's not hard to amuse me some days, ha-ha-ha

Dare Me T-Shirt – Old Fart - Description


A great list of dare’s for someone to do on their Birthday. Tick them off as you go, or simply have everyone sign it as a momento. Included on this t-shirt are the following dares:

• Escape from the Old Age Home.
• Die your hair with a blue rinse
• Tell 3 strangers stories starting with “In my day…”
• Disco dance to 3 modern songs
• Use a computer to surf the net
• Throw out all the food in your pantry that has passed the use by date
• Stay up up until 9 p.m.
• Take your teeth out and chat someone up
• Order and drink a SLIPPERY NIPPLE
• Have everyone attending sign this shirt
• Don’t watch current affairs shows for a whole night
• Don’t complain about the terrible “youth of today” for a whole day

Dare Me T-Shirt – 30 Year Old - Description


A great list of dare’s for someone to do on his or her 30th Birthday. Tick them off as you go, or simply have everyone sign it as a memento of the event. Included on this t-shirt are the following dares:

• Air guitar to your favourite song standing on a table top
• Drink Beer through a straw
• Have sex in a position you’ve never done before
• Form a group and do “The Nutbush”
• Kiss 30 strangers
• Get 30 potential dates’ phone numbers & write them on this shirt
• Request songs from the 80’s
• Pash a stranger for 2 minutes
• Order a drink a Flaming Orgasm
• Have everyone attending sign this shirt
• Make a list of everyone you’ve slept with & write it on this shirt
• Fake an orgasm – loudly!

And have a wicked time!

Dare Me T-Shirt – 18 Year Old - Description


A great list of dare’s for someone to do on their 18th Birthday. Tick them off as you go, or simply have everyone sign it as a memento. Included on this t-shirt are the following dares:

• Air guitar to your favorite song standing on a table top
• Buy a round for all your friends
• Use the opposite sex’s toilet
• Undo your fly for ½ hour
• Kiss 18 strangers
• Plan an adventurous position for your first date as a 21 year old and write it here……..mmmmmm
• Run 3 laps of the bar
• Pash a stranger for 2 minutes
• Order a drink a PINK PUSSY
• Have everyone attending sign the shirt
• Get 18 potential dates’ phone numbers and write them on the shirt
• Slow dance on the floor by yourself

And have a bloody good time!