ALCOHOL WARNINGSDue to increasing products liability litigation, beer manufacturers haveaccepted the Medical Association's suggestion that the following warninglabels be placed immediately on all beer containers:
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a wanker.WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your trousers.WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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