OK Johnno I know it's been awhile so heres a little refresher course for you on the do's and don'ts of being a bachelor.
1: You can eat straight from the can.
2: You can drink milk straight from the carton
3: You can remove the crisper from the fridge and store more beer. "Whats a Crisper?" I hear you ask, its that drawer in the fridge
where your wife kept the vegies.
4: You can use your washing machine like a dirty clothes bin and only when its full turn it on.
5: You can do last nights dishes the next morning or better still when the kitchen sinks full.
6: You can hold on tight to the tv remote.
7: You can wash every other day, personally i wouldn't advice doing that.
8: You can burp and fart, again I wouldn't do that if entertaing guests.
9: You can sensor all your incoming phone calls on your answering machine before deciding whether to answer or not and picking up the receiver.
10: Your allowed to stay up late well after midnight, without hearing the words, " I'm going to bed , you comming"
Notice theres more do's than don't, thats because I couldn't think of any. lol