Joke

Why don't Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus have children of their own?

Because he only comes once a year and then it's down the chimney!

Santa's in town!

The thing is, am I nice or naughty?

Xmas Day santa

This will be me while you all sleep in on christmas morning...It will be my turn this year...30 degrees for 2-3 hours throwing lollies and drinks to all the kids at the beach...And I have sense heard that they all want to sit on my knee for pickies...So does this mean i need a Blue card...lol