Monday, August 18, 2008

Quote for the day:

'Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.'

So - if you give her crap , you will get a bucket full of shit!

1 comment:

Sue said...

This is great. So funny. I was with the sentimentality of it, then we got to the last sentence. So very funny and true too.