Wednesday, April 02, 2008

My junk mail

This arrived this arvo in my junk mail. Here it is, as it was delivered, all in one greak chunk. Read on....

Hello my new friend. What's your name? I search for the Love. I'm young and modern therefore I use the help of the Internet. I have found your profile in a global network... It's great:)! I with pleasure write to you the letter. Well, my name is Elena I live in great city Saint-Petersburg in Russia. I have lovely parents. They live near with Saint-Petersburg. I the favourite daughter of the parents. They love me most of all in a life. It's great. I studied at university. I finished it 7 years ago. After university I have started out an independent life. I very sincere and sociable woman therefore I have a lot of friends. We like to spend time cheerfully.I like to smile. I love the sun. My friends joking have nicknamed me "a smile of the sun". I easily find common language with people. I trust in the good future. You like optimistical people? What do you think about it? As any normal person I have work. I work in an advertising department of brewing company " Baltic " I do the business with a smile. I love my work. I am able to work. I am able to do money. I have perspective ideas. I the big expert in advertising activity and in management of the organizations. I rent an apartment in the city not far from my work. Well, I can long tell about smiles, about the sun, about work, about leisure and hobbies. I shall not do it. I wish to tell you about " a another side of my life " It may seem that I have everything to live happily but it is not so! Of course I have a success with men. I have many admirers. I know that I beautiful and clever. I communicated with many men. It was interesting but I did not love them. I loved only one man but he has deceived me.Since then I do not trust Russian men. Also In past time I see my friends not often. They are borrowed on work. They have found the family happiness. I am sincerely glad for them. As for me I have problems with finding a boyfriend and love of all my life. Many of them lie and don't hold his word. Some men drink alcohol very much. Some men want to date with me but I don't like them, the men I would like to date with are already married or have serious relationship with other women! That is terrible! I do not represent the life without the favourite person. It not a life this existence. I am lonely in an environment of friends. I do not have not enough person to which I would give all love. I am disappointed in the country. I do not trust Russian men. I not badly speak in English that is why I decided to search all over the English speaking world :):):) I do believe that it is possible to meet my special one on internet! Many women met their soulmates abroad and they are very happy with them. Why not?!?! For example my girlfriend Tamara find her husband on internet in five year ago. The most interesting in that that she cannot hear and speak. He too. As a result of accident she became the invalid. She my best girlfriend. She move to Australia and they have happy family. She write to me letter often. She invites me to Australia for a long time. Well, what else to tell you about me?! My parents have good money. My earned payment too not small. I can pay for all life expenses. And I will not ask you help me with money. I know many stories about it. If you will write to me more, you will understand, that I am not such woman! I need serious relationship, I don't want to have a penpal. I have much love to give and I need somebody loves me also. I don't want to ask you many questions, just write me about yourself as I did. And of course feel free to ask questions! I hope, you can send me your MSN address and we will talk, when I will have time. I will like to see you photo with each letter. Write to me on my e-mail.Have a nice day! Sincerely Elena.

7 comments:

Sue said...

That's some junk mail Patty.

Anonymous said...

Hilarious, isnt it? woot.

Johnno said...

I love answering these under a secret email address, you can string them along for ages..lol

Sue said...

I bet they always end up wanting money!

Team Gherkin said...

Oh! I see you received my email, then? [j/k]

Cyalayta
Mal :)

Sue said...

How much dosh were you after Team Gherkin.

Team Gherkin said...

I hope you know I was joking, u clod...

Christ, it's been two years since I've been coming here, and you know what? I've NEVER felt welcome at all.

I think I'll delete this link.