She's Patricia Anne with an E,
But to us she's just our Patty.
But not just I must say she much more than that,
She's a modern woman,
A woman for the millennium,
Digital and smoke free.
No postmodern, politically correct deconstructionist,
She's a diversified, multi cultural, modernist non-delusionalist,
Politically, anatomically and ecologically correct.
She's a high tech high life.
She uplinks, downloads, inputs, and never outsources.
She's a cutting edge multi-tasker,
She'll give you a gigabite in a nanosecond.
New wave, but old school,
Her inner child is outward bound,
She's a hotwired, heat seeking, warm-hearted, cool customer.
Voice activated and biodegradable.
Patty interfaces with her database,
And her database is cyberspace.
Patty is interactive, hyperactive, and radioactive.
Never behind the eight ball,
she's ahead of the curve, riding the wave, always pushing the envelope.
She's on point, on task, on message and on the money.
Patty is in the moment, on the edge, over the top, and always
on our radar.
She's a high concept, high profile, long range ballistic marvel.
A computer wise, top gun smart bomb,
An enthusiastic critical thinker,
Our boat captain on the river out of Eden.
She daily climbs Mount Improbable,
Like a cool cat she flies here and there,
And the world now spins around like a top,
What better than to call it a dance,
Maestro Patty, the choreographer supreme, and the ultimate DJ.
She comes with no personal trainers, no personal shoppers, no personal assistants,
And no personal attitude.
She's a Webmistress with a whip in one hand a feather duster in the other.
Not a raging workaholic, not a working rageaholic,
Unless she's working on a DVD that is.
She's a totally ongoing, slam dunk, rain maker.
You can't shut her up, you can't dumb her down,
She's tireless, she's wireless.
She's a true believer, and an overachiever.
Patty is up front, down home, high rent, and low maintenance, Super sized,
long lasting, high definition, and fast acting.
She's a hands on, foot loose, knee jerk humanitarian.
She's a fully equipped, factory authorized, hospital tested, clinically proven, scientifically formulated biology wizard.
She's prewashed, precooked, prepackaged, preapproved,
prescreened, post-dated, freeze dried, and always prepared.
She eats fast food in the slow lane,
She's toll free, bite sized, ready to wear, and takes on all.
She's not a rude dude,
She's the real deal.
Lean, but not mean,
Cocked, locked and ready to rock.
She's not rough or tough, yet hard to bluff.
She takes things slow, she goes with the flow,
She rides the tide, she's got glide in her stride.
Always thinking and tinkering,
Lecturing and debating,
Confronting and challenging.
She's always pushing the pedal to the metal,
She parties hearty,yes we know,
There ain't no doubt,
Today we're chanting Happy Birthday.
"To Patty", our mate, our friend, our pal, our buddy and much much more, the crowd roars.
Still at the crease with cricket bat in hand, 50 not out.