The Canadian government have decided to redesign their currency to prevent radical Muslims from even touching it! It is also hoped that this will have a positive effect on tourism: Darned clever, these Canadians.
Perhaps Australia and Europe should consider changing their currencies too.
Due to the global war on terrorism, many terrorist organizations have had their assets frozen. Consequently, they have resorted to counterfeiting.
Muslim terrorists have to kill themselves if they see a naked woman. Crafty Canadians always find the solution! Must be the pure water up there in the North (the water in the rye whiskey eh!) Don't you just love the Canucks?
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