Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A blonde walks by and asked what they were doing.
Mick: "We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole, but we don't
have a ladder."
The blonde took a spanner from her handbag, loosened a few bolts, and
laid the flagpole down on the ground.
She pulled a tape measure from her pocket, took a few measurements and
announced that it was 2 metres and 24 centimetres, give or take.
She then walked off, proudly.
Paddy: "Now, to be sure, isn't that just like a blonde! We need the
height and she gives us the length."