Monday, November 27, 2006


A man was separated from his wife, got drunk, staggered to their house, and pounded on the door.

After fifteen minutes, his wife had had enough.
She yelled through the closed door, "What do you want?"
Through the closed door and the bitter wind, she heard, "Honey! I'm half frozen! Can I stay here tonight?"

She replied, "Sure. I was afraid you wanted to come in!"

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