diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's
birthday but never remembers her age.
- Robert Frost
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.'
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.'
'Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.'
'I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.'
Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off.'
'If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a
small piece of fluff in his ear.'
Winnie The Pooh
'I can last two months on a good compliment.'