Joke

Ed and Ted took their wives camping.

The wives got the good tent while the guys used the old one.

About 3 AM, Ted yelled, "Unbelievable!"

That woke Ed, who mumbled, "What's going on, Ted?"

"I gotta go get my wife. I just woke up with the biggest erection of my life!"

"Do you want me to go with you?"

"Hell, no, Ed! Why would I want that?"

"Because that's my d¡ck you're holding!"