Friday, July 07, 2006

Prison and Work

Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a bit clearer

IN PRISON.. You spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON ... you get three meals a day.
AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

IN get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON ..the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON .you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN get your own toilet.
AT WORK.. you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON ... they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK... you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON... you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out..
AT WORK... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

IN PRISON must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK... they are called managers


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