Sunday, July 16, 2006


Ole was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows.

Twenty dollars," she whispers.

He'd never been with a hooker before, but he decides, what the hell,
it's only twenty bucks. So they hide in the bushes.

They're going "at it" for a minute when all of a sudden a light
flashes on them. It's a police officer.

"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.

"I'm making love to my wife," Ole answers indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."

"Well," Ole says, "neither did I, until you shined that light in her
Drivers Safety Quiz

Scenario: You are driving in a car at a constant speed.

On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping pig, which is the same size as your car and you, cannot overtake it.

Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.

Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the samespeed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

Answer: Get off the children's "Merry-Go-Round", you're drunk

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