GO QUEENSLAND!

Four surgeons are taking a coffee break. The first one says "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up everything inside them is numbered." The second surgeon says, "Nah, librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The third surgeon says, "Try electricians. Everything inside them is colour-coded." The fourth one says, "I prefer NSW fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and arses are interchangeable."

Q: Did you hear that the Post Office has had to recall their latest stamps.
A: They had pictures of NSW players on them. People couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

Q: If you see a NSW fan on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?
A: It could be your bicycle.

Q: What do NSW fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

Q: What do you have when 100 NSW fans are buried up to their necks in sand?
A: Not enough sand.

Q: What's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead NSW fan on the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Q: You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a NSW fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?
A: Shoot the NSW fan - twice.

Q: What's the difference between NSW and a Jet engine?
A: A jet engine eventually stops whining.

Q: How many male NSW fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Seven - one to change it, five to moan about and a Manager to say that if the ref had done his job in the first place the light bulb would never have gone out.

GO QUEENSLAND