Tuesday, May 16, 2006


Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.

Whats the definition of macho?
Jogging home from a vasectomy.

Whats the difference between pink and purple?
Your grip.

Three cows in a field one asks "What do you's think of this Mad Cow Disease?"
One replies "Doesn't affect me, im a hovercraft"
The other replies "#@%!$, talking cows"

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

1 comment:

Johnno said...

took me a while to work a couple out...lol