Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Whats the definition of macho?
Jogging home from a vasectomy.
Whats the difference between pink and purple?
Three cows in a field one asks "What do you's think of this Mad Cow Disease?"
One replies "Doesn't affect me, im a hovercraft"
The other replies "#@%!$, talking cows"
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?