Friday, May 26, 2006

Italian Advice

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed.

"You lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38 revolver soyou will always remember me.

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. Howzabout you leava me your Rolex watch instead."

"Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business, you gonna have abeautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple a bambinos.Somma day you gonna coma home and maybe find you wife inna bed with anotherman. "Whadda you gonna do then......pointa to you watch and a say, TimesUp?"

1 comment:

Brizpaul said...

Thats good advice lol