Joke

There's a new scam going around that works like this: Two good-looking young women approach you while you're loading your groceries into your car.

They start cleaning your windshield, their breasts almost falling out of skimpy t-shirts. It's impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No, thank you, but could we have a ride to another store?"

If you agree, they get in the back seat.

On the way there, they have sex with each other, then one climbs into the front seat and performs oral sex on you while the other steals your money.

One poor man had his wallet stolen last Tuesday, Thursday, twice on Saturday and probably tomorrow.