Monday, April 10, 2006

It's an Adelaide Thing

A man enters a bar and orders a drink.The bar has a robot bartender.The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him,"What's your IQ?"The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation aboutglobal warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry,environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, andsexual proclivities.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot.

He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for anotherdrink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man responds, "about a 100." Immediately the robot starts talking,but this time, about football, Bathurst1000, cricket, supermodels,favourite fast foods, guns, and women's breasts. Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test.

He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's yourIQ?" The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."
And the robot says... really, really slowly...

ya........ gonna....... follow ......... Port...........Power ......... again ...... this...........year?"


Johnno said...

must be an Adelaide thing

stephen said...

Port Adelaide isnt actually part of Adelaide. We dug a big canal around it and gave it a push but it refused to float out to sea. (I think it was a problem with the Environment Protection Authority)

A this stage the plan is to build a bigger fence and issue passports to anyone who wants to go in or out of Port Adelaide. That way we can refuse Visa's to their footballers and keep an eye on their citizens. (and who would ever apply for a passport to get in?)