A summary of life..
little children have learned..
1 No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize the cat.
2. When your mum is mad at your dad don't let her brush your hair.
3.If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4. You can't trust a dog with your food.
Adults have learned.
1. Raising teenagers it like nailing jelly to a tree.
2.Wrinkles don't hurt
3.Laughing is good exercise,. Its like jogging on the inside .
4.Middle age is when you choose your cereal .
Growing ols is mandatory, growing up is optional.
Forget the health foods I need all the preservatives i can get.
When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while your down there .