Saturday, February 18, 2006


A man approached a lovely young lady at the bar, "May I buy you a cocktail?"
She answered, "No, thank you. Alcohol is bad for my legs."
He replied, "Oh. I'm sorry to hear that. Do they swell?" he said,

"No, they open!"

1 comment:

Leigh said...

giggle giggle...reminds me of the time...