Two women met at a cocktail party. One said, "Isn't that a hideous man over there? He must be the most unattractive man I've ever seen!" The second icily replied, "That happens to be my husband!" "Oh, dear," said the first, "I'm so sorry." The unfortunate wife replied, "You're sorry?"
The judge frowned at the robber. "So you admit breaking into the same store on successive nights?" "Yes, your honor." "And why was that?" "Because my wife wanted a dress." The judge checked his records. "But it says here you broke in two nights in a row!" "Yes, sir. She made me exchange it!"