Two lawyers had been stranded on a desert island for months when they awoke one morning and found a stunningly beautiful, totally naked, redhead lying face up on the beach, unconscious.
She was still alive, but badly sunburned and in obvious need of medical care.
One lawyer said to the other, "We've been stranded here without a woman for so long. Do you think we should screw her?"
The other lawyer looked surprised. "Out of what!?"