Joke

Two brooms got to know each other by hanging together in the closet. They decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, while the other broom was the groom broom.

At the wedding reception, the bride broom whispered to the groom broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom."

"Impossible!" said the groom broom.

"We haven't even swept together!"