Dear Friend,
STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL AND URGENT!
I write, asking for your indulgence in re-profiling funds to the tune of Thirty One Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars (US$31.5M). This amount $31.5m represents the balance of the total contract value executed on behalf of the Department by a foreign contracting firm, which we the officials over-invoiced deliberately of which the actual sum has been paid.
Should you be willing to assist us in the transaction, your share of the sum will be 25% of the $31,500,000.00, 70% for us and 5% for taxation and miscellaneous expenses.
Please send your response to peterdaca28@googlemail.com. I await your immediate response.
Best Regards,
Engr. Peter Daca
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Showing posts with label spam. Show all posts
Thursday, November 06, 2008
HIlarious new Spammers letters, and the Response back!
Now, about that cash...
You know? you are so lucky. You completely found the right Honest Person. I am known for being totally honest all the time. Now, DO NOT tell anyone about this deal we're making. I am 3 months from being out of incarceration (some "perjury" deal, but never mind) and I don't want the government to find out about this. As you know, I am sure, this character Obama will probably be president and he wants to take more taxes from rich people (like I am about to be). We cannot let Mr. Obama know about this. Okay? And remember, I am totally honest, all the time.
I have already talked to my attorney (in nondescript terms, of course) about this "affair" and he says I need some evidence that you are 1) a doctor, 2) a woman and 3) have the money. I think a snapshot of you naked in a hospital with some cash would be proof enough. Do you know how to do e-mail attachments?
READ MORE HERE
You know? you are so lucky. You completely found the right Honest Person. I am known for being totally honest all the time. Now, DO NOT tell anyone about this deal we're making. I am 3 months from being out of incarceration (some "perjury" deal, but never mind) and I don't want the government to find out about this. As you know, I am sure, this character Obama will probably be president and he wants to take more taxes from rich people (like I am about to be). We cannot let Mr. Obama know about this. Okay? And remember, I am totally honest, all the time.
I have already talked to my attorney (in nondescript terms, of course) about this "affair" and he says I need some evidence that you are 1) a doctor, 2) a woman and 3) have the money. I think a snapshot of you naked in a hospital with some cash would be proof enough. Do you know how to do e-mail attachments?
READ MORE HERE
Monday, October 27, 2008
With all due respect - spam
M & M ASSOCIATES
(LEGAL PRACTITIONERS)
LONDON - UK
Hello,
I was privileged to capture your names from the Internet. My name is Michael M. Mbeki, a legal practitioner and the personal Attorney to my late client who died along with his wife and his two sons and one daughter on a ghastly motor accident over 3 years now August 13, 2004. All the occupants in the vehicle lost their lives. I am convinced that it was the grace of God that made me to locate you. My client was a successful and accomplished family man, who made enough fortune before his untimely death.
Since then I had made several inquiries through your Embassy to locate any of my clients extended relative but this exercise has proved unsuccessful. After several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to trace his relatives through the Internet to locate any member of his family but much progress was not recorded. My late client was an influential wealthy businessman, an oil magnate here in London , UK and he left behind a deposit of Ten Million Two Hundred Thousand Great British Pounds only GBP10,200,000.00 in his bank account with CUMBERLAND BUILDING SOCIETY UK here in London-United Kingdom . After the death of my client his bankers contacted me as his Attorney to provide his next of kin who should inherit his fortune.
The board of directors of his bank adopted a resolution and I was mandated to provide his next of kin for the payment of this money within 28 working days or forfeit the money to the bank as an abandoned property.
The bankers had planned to invoke the abandoned property decree of 1996 to confiscate the funds after the expiration of the period given to me. Despairing at the point of exhaustiveness, fortunately I came across your name to my utmost amazement I discovered that you bear the same surname with my late client and coincidentally you are nationals of the same country.
I am Convinced that you may be linked with my late client or that you might provide clue to my search, I therefore, decided to contact with these facts before me because of the similarities. By virtue of my closeness to the deceased and his immediate family, I am very much aware of my client financial standing and the bank account he operates.
I have reasoned very professionally and I feel it will be legally proper to present you as the next of kin of my deceased client so that you can be paid the funds left in his bank account hence I contacted you.
I seek your consent to present you as the Next of Kin to the Deceased since you are at an advantage, so that the proceeds of this Bank Account valued at GBP10.2m can be paid to you.
We shall both share the funds 50% to me and 50% to you. I shall assemble all the necessary Legal Documents that will be used to back up our claim.
All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us seeing this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of law. Please get in touch with me by email: michmbeki1118@gmail.com to enable us discuss further.
(LEGAL PRACTITIONERS)
LONDON - UK
Hello,
I was privileged to capture your names from the Internet. My name is Michael M. Mbeki, a legal practitioner and the personal Attorney to my late client who died along with his wife and his two sons and one daughter on a ghastly motor accident over 3 years now August 13, 2004. All the occupants in the vehicle lost their lives. I am convinced that it was the grace of God that made me to locate you. My client was a successful and accomplished family man, who made enough fortune before his untimely death.
Since then I had made several inquiries through your Embassy to locate any of my clients extended relative but this exercise has proved unsuccessful. After several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to trace his relatives through the Internet to locate any member of his family but much progress was not recorded. My late client was an influential wealthy businessman, an oil magnate here in London , UK and he left behind a deposit of Ten Million Two Hundred Thousand Great British Pounds only GBP10,200,000.00 in his bank account with CUMBERLAND BUILDING SOCIETY UK here in London-United Kingdom . After the death of my client his bankers contacted me as his Attorney to provide his next of kin who should inherit his fortune.
The board of directors of his bank adopted a resolution and I was mandated to provide his next of kin for the payment of this money within 28 working days or forfeit the money to the bank as an abandoned property.
The bankers had planned to invoke the abandoned property decree of 1996 to confiscate the funds after the expiration of the period given to me. Despairing at the point of exhaustiveness, fortunately I came across your name to my utmost amazement I discovered that you bear the same surname with my late client and coincidentally you are nationals of the same country.
I am Convinced that you may be linked with my late client or that you might provide clue to my search, I therefore, decided to contact with these facts before me because of the similarities. By virtue of my closeness to the deceased and his immediate family, I am very much aware of my client financial standing and the bank account he operates.
I have reasoned very professionally and I feel it will be legally proper to present you as the next of kin of my deceased client so that you can be paid the funds left in his bank account hence I contacted you.
I seek your consent to present you as the Next of Kin to the Deceased since you are at an advantage, so that the proceeds of this Bank Account valued at GBP10.2m can be paid to you.
We shall both share the funds 50% to me and 50% to you. I shall assemble all the necessary Legal Documents that will be used to back up our claim.
All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us seeing this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of law. Please get in touch with me by email: michmbeki1118@gmail.com to enable us discuss further.
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Spam
Good day,
I know this proposal will come to you as a surprise especially when you do not know the writer, considering the huge sum of money involved which could make any apprehensive. Let me start by introducing myself to you.
I am Susan Van, I work in the accounting department of a Finance house, here in Europe. I saw your contact during my private search at the information center,I want to believe that you will be very honest, committed and capable of assisting in this business venture.
It is based on this that I am contacting you to stand as the next-of-kin a late client of the Finance House so that estate will be released and paid to you as the beneficiary and the next-of-kin to the deceased. All documents, and proof to enable you get the funds have been carefully worked out as we have secured from the different offices concerned for the smooth transfer of the fund to you.
If this proposal satisfies you, please respond to me with the following information.
-FULL NAME
-TELEPHONE/FAX NUMBER
-ADDRESS
-AGE
-SEX
-OCCUPATION
I await your urgent response, all the best and God bless you.
Sincerely,
Susan Van
I know this proposal will come to you as a surprise especially when you do not know the writer, considering the huge sum of money involved which could make any apprehensive. Let me start by introducing myself to you.
I am Susan Van, I work in the accounting department of a Finance house, here in Europe. I saw your contact during my private search at the information center,I want to believe that you will be very honest, committed and capable of assisting in this business venture.
It is based on this that I am contacting you to stand as the next-of-kin a late client of the Finance House so that estate will be released and paid to you as the beneficiary and the next-of-kin to the deceased. All documents, and proof to enable you get the funds have been carefully worked out as we have secured from the different offices concerned for the smooth transfer of the fund to you.
If this proposal satisfies you, please respond to me with the following information.
-FULL NAME
-TELEPHONE/FAX NUMBER
-ADDRESS
-AGE
-SEX
-OCCUPATION
I await your urgent response, all the best and God bless you.
Sincerely,
Susan Van
Monday, October 20, 2008
spam
Hi my new friend!
My name is Tanya I hope my letter will find you in good mood.
II for the first time try such way of dialogue, and I really do not know what to tell right now even that I understand that this first message is of great importance.
But I have decided to write to you and maybe you will answer. I sincerely hope that you are looking for the same as I. Once upon a time, the loneliness has come into my home and since then does not want to let me off. I freeze from loneliness. Every evening I look at a sundown and I try to absorb all warmth of day, up to last drop. I am looking for a partner in life to share simple pleasures and together take off from the soul the weariness and sadness given. I am looking for a man to become friends first of all and to go together along the road of life, to have common joy, together enjoy autumn magnificence, together the future. I do not know if it is really possible to find it in such a way. But I know that many people not been able to find happiness in the usual life, have found happiness in this way. I am happy where I now, and my life is a good life, but happiness has no sense if you cannot share it with person dear to you. I could not find here a man who will make me blossom like flower. That is why I took this courageous for me step. As speak, the journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. To tell about itself briefly is impossibly, therefore I will not try to do it now. I will wait for your letter and if you are really serious in your search, maybe we will find interest in each other. Neither of us knows to where this path will lead but I am willing to walk it and see where it takes us. I tried to put my picture in my profile, but I understand nothing in computers and I did something wrong. But I will send my picture through e-mail if you will answer me.
Please reply only my personal e-mail
My name is Tanya I hope my letter will find you in good mood.
II for the first time try such way of dialogue, and I really do not know what to tell right now even that I understand that this first message is of great importance.
But I have decided to write to you and maybe you will answer. I sincerely hope that you are looking for the same as I. Once upon a time, the loneliness has come into my home and since then does not want to let me off. I freeze from loneliness. Every evening I look at a sundown and I try to absorb all warmth of day, up to last drop. I am looking for a partner in life to share simple pleasures and together take off from the soul the weariness and sadness given. I am looking for a man to become friends first of all and to go together along the road of life, to have common joy, together enjoy autumn magnificence, together the future. I do not know if it is really possible to find it in such a way. But I know that many people not been able to find happiness in the usual life, have found happiness in this way. I am happy where I now, and my life is a good life, but happiness has no sense if you cannot share it with person dear to you. I could not find here a man who will make me blossom like flower. That is why I took this courageous for me step. As speak, the journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. To tell about itself briefly is impossibly, therefore I will not try to do it now. I will wait for your letter and if you are really serious in your search, maybe we will find interest in each other. Neither of us knows to where this path will lead but I am willing to walk it and see where it takes us. I tried to put my picture in my profile, but I understand nothing in computers and I did something wrong. But I will send my picture through e-mail if you will answer me.
Please reply only my personal e-mail
Monday, October 06, 2008
More bloody spam
OFFICE OF THE DIRECTOR OF OPERATION
INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE DEPT, IRD.
ATM PAYMENT DEPARTMENT.
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE (FMF).
DR USMAN SHAMSUDDEN.
Dear Honorable Beneficiary,
This is to officially inform you that we have verified your contract file presently on my desk, and I found out that you have not received your payment due to your lack of co-operation and not fulfilling the obligations giving to you in respect to your contract / Inheritance payment.
We have received the express mandate and instructions of the president, federal republic of Nigeria: ALHAJI UMARU YARADUA GCFR together with the EFCC Nigeria, the Interpol and the FBI to commence the immediate release of your funds through our swift card payment center. Secondly, you are hereby advised to stop dealing with some non-officials in the bank, as this is an illegal act and will have to stop if you so wish to receive your payment immediately. Based on the president's directives, we have concluded arrangements for the release of your payment.
The payment will be concluded through our card center which we will send to you an ATM CARD that you will use to withdraw you contract/inheritance funds in any ATM MACHINE CENTER in the world with a maximum of $4000 to $5000 United States Dollars daily. However, Note that this method of payment will be granted if it is acceptable to you for the release of your contract/inheritance entitlement. After the Board of director's meeting held in Abuja, we have resolved in finding a solution to your problem. We have arranged your payment through our SWIFT CARD PAYMENT CENTER in Europe, America, Africa and Asia Pacific; This is part of an instruction/mandate passed by the Senate in respect to overseas contract payment and debt re-scheduling.
And also the Nigerian Government is using this means to rewards all the citizens of the United states and all part of Europe including Asia, Australia, south America, Antarctica e.t.c and all those who have lost their funds in either scam, or an uncompleted business, or otherwise. You should know that if you are interested to receive your ATM card, which will be credited with $11,000,000.00USD,United States Dollars before it is been sent to you direct to your doorstep through any Courier Service of your choice. Kindly get back to me with the following information below so I can start arrangement on how to get your Atm Card shipped to you
(1) Your Full Name
(2) Full residential address
(3) Phone number
(4) Occupation
(5) Age
(6) A scanned copy of your international passport or drivers lenience
This message is supported by the Nigerian Government, After you might have started making use of your ATM card, you can reward my firm one way or the other you know best.
TAKE NOTE: That you are warned to stop further communications with any other person(s) or office(s) different from the staff of the ATM Card payment center or DR USMAN SHAMSUDDEN to avoid delays in receiving your contract/inheritance payment claims.
This measure is intended to stop the impostors you have erroneously been dealing with. You are to adhere strictly to our code of conduct, which is (ATM-13470) which you will have to indicate when contacting the card center, by using it as your subject.
INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE DEPT, IRD.
ATM PAYMENT DEPARTMENT.
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE (FMF).
DR USMAN SHAMSUDDEN.
Dear Honorable Beneficiary,
This is to officially inform you that we have verified your contract file presently on my desk, and I found out that you have not received your payment due to your lack of co-operation and not fulfilling the obligations giving to you in respect to your contract / Inheritance payment.
We have received the express mandate and instructions of the president, federal republic of Nigeria: ALHAJI UMARU YARADUA GCFR together with the EFCC Nigeria, the Interpol and the FBI to commence the immediate release of your funds through our swift card payment center. Secondly, you are hereby advised to stop dealing with some non-officials in the bank, as this is an illegal act and will have to stop if you so wish to receive your payment immediately. Based on the president's directives, we have concluded arrangements for the release of your payment.
The payment will be concluded through our card center which we will send to you an ATM CARD that you will use to withdraw you contract/inheritance funds in any ATM MACHINE CENTER in the world with a maximum of $4000 to $5000 United States Dollars daily. However, Note that this method of payment will be granted if it is acceptable to you for the release of your contract/inheritance entitlement. After the Board of director's meeting held in Abuja, we have resolved in finding a solution to your problem. We have arranged your payment through our SWIFT CARD PAYMENT CENTER in Europe, America, Africa and Asia Pacific; This is part of an instruction/mandate passed by the Senate in respect to overseas contract payment and debt re-scheduling.
And also the Nigerian Government is using this means to rewards all the citizens of the United states and all part of Europe including Asia, Australia, south America, Antarctica e.t.c and all those who have lost their funds in either scam, or an uncompleted business, or otherwise. You should know that if you are interested to receive your ATM card, which will be credited with $11,000,000.00USD,United States Dollars before it is been sent to you direct to your doorstep through any Courier Service of your choice. Kindly get back to me with the following information below so I can start arrangement on how to get your Atm Card shipped to you
(1) Your Full Name
(2) Full residential address
(3) Phone number
(4) Occupation
(5) Age
(6) A scanned copy of your international passport or drivers lenience
This message is supported by the Nigerian Government, After you might have started making use of your ATM card, you can reward my firm one way or the other you know best.
TAKE NOTE: That you are warned to stop further communications with any other person(s) or office(s) different from the staff of the ATM Card payment center or DR USMAN SHAMSUDDEN to avoid delays in receiving your contract/inheritance payment claims.
This measure is intended to stop the impostors you have erroneously been dealing with. You are to adhere strictly to our code of conduct, which is (ATM-13470) which you will have to indicate when contacting the card center, by using it as your subject.
Thursday, October 02, 2008
Rich - again!
Dear Partner & Friend,
Dont get me wrong here please,My name is Donald Greg Richards,.a South African/American US marine.I was in the Engineering military unit in Ba'qubah in Iraq but presently dis-abled due to a bomb explosion injury I sustained and in a Miltary rehab hospital in England.
Firstly,before I move ahead I want to state that you might be feeling this is one of the scumbag trying to get money off you or somesort but I tell you its far from it.During my service days funds to the tune of US$6,700,000.00[Six Million Seven Hundred Thousand US$] was recovered by I and one of my colleague thou now late from an Oil Rig in Kuwait.We had to split the cash for fear due to war pressures and were able to get some parts [$5Million] through a Private Online Bank auditor and was deposited at the bank in Amsterdam,.Holland while the balance was later carried in a sealed security trunk as art antique by a security company and presently lying in its vault pending the end of the war when we would be able to collect them.
Now,from the above you should know the funds are in two different parts.All I want from you is to know which of both you can process so when the money is secured we can use part of it to process the other.Hope you get me?I am going to be direct and open to you hoping same in return.The account is dormant as it has not been operated on for 18months while the security company still await a beneficiary to come forth and make claim.Documents to back-up are here but CANNOT be released until I hear from you and know of your readiness to partner me and proceed.50%/50% for you and I after you claim them.Noted...??
Again trust is important and knowing the whole process is simple we must keep a low profile at all times.Can I trust you will help?
Until I get your reply to my email below stay safe.
Capt Don
capt_00000@live.com
Dont get me wrong here please,My name is Donald Greg Richards,.a South African/American US marine.I was in the Engineering military unit in Ba'qubah in Iraq but presently dis-abled due to a bomb explosion injury I sustained and in a Miltary rehab hospital in England.
Firstly,before I move ahead I want to state that you might be feeling this is one of the scumbag trying to get money off you or somesort but I tell you its far from it.During my service days funds to the tune of US$6,700,000.00[Six Million Seven Hundred Thousand US$] was recovered by I and one of my colleague thou now late from an Oil Rig in Kuwait.We had to split the cash for fear due to war pressures and were able to get some parts [$5Million] through a Private Online Bank auditor and was deposited at the bank in Amsterdam,.Holland while the balance was later carried in a sealed security trunk as art antique by a security company and presently lying in its vault pending the end of the war when we would be able to collect them.
Now,from the above you should know the funds are in two different parts.All I want from you is to know which of both you can process so when the money is secured we can use part of it to process the other.Hope you get me?I am going to be direct and open to you hoping same in return.The account is dormant as it has not been operated on for 18months while the security company still await a beneficiary to come forth and make claim.Documents to back-up are here but CANNOT be released until I hear from you and know of your readiness to partner me and proceed.50%/50% for you and I after you claim them.Noted...??
Again trust is important and knowing the whole process is simple we must keep a low profile at all times.Can I trust you will help?
Until I get your reply to my email below stay safe.
Capt Don
capt_00000@live.com
Wednesday, October 01, 2008
Rich again, my luck continues!
The Foundation De France (FDF) would like to notify you that you have been chosen by the board of trustees as one of the final recipients of a cash Grant/Donation for your own personal, educational, and business development.
The FDF, established 1977 by the Multi-Million groups and now supported by the Economic Community for West African States (ECOWAS), United Nations Organization (UNO) and the European Union (EU) was conceived with the objective of human growth, educational, and community development. In conjunction with the ECOWAS, UNO and the EU, We are giving out a yearly donation of US$1,350,000.00 ( One million, Three hundred and Fifty thousand United states dollars only) each to 100 lucky recipients.
These specific Donations/Grants will be awarded to 100 lucky international recipients worldwide, in different categories. Based on the random selection exercise of internet websites and millions of supermarket cash invoices worldwide, you were selected amongst the lucky recipients to receive the award sum of US$1,350,000.00 as charity donations/aid.
Nevertheless, according to the federal and international law concerning the personal collection of prize winnings, your broker fees, and tariff fees, have already been deducted from your donation.
(congratulations once again).
CONTACT THE SECRETARY FOR MORE INFORMATIONS ON YOUR CLAIMS, Please endeavor to quote your Qualification numbers (FDF-444-6647-9163) in all discussions.
Executive Sec. Barrister Harry hector
The FDF, established 1977 by the Multi-Million groups and now supported by the Economic Community for West African States (ECOWAS), United Nations Organization (UNO) and the European Union (EU) was conceived with the objective of human growth, educational, and community development. In conjunction with the ECOWAS, UNO and the EU, We are giving out a yearly donation of US$1,350,000.00 ( One million, Three hundred and Fifty thousand United states dollars only) each to 100 lucky recipients.
These specific Donations/Grants will be awarded to 100 lucky international recipients worldwide, in different categories. Based on the random selection exercise of internet websites and millions of supermarket cash invoices worldwide, you were selected amongst the lucky recipients to receive the award sum of US$1,350,000.00 as charity donations/aid.
Nevertheless, according to the federal and international law concerning the personal collection of prize winnings, your broker fees, and tariff fees, have already been deducted from your donation.
(congratulations once again).
CONTACT THE SECRETARY FOR MORE INFORMATIONS ON YOUR CLAIMS, Please endeavor to quote your Qualification numbers (FDF-444-6647-9163) in all discussions.
Executive Sec. Barrister Harry hector
Monday, September 22, 2008
Check Snopes first please
This was on the 9:00 o'clock news the other night and this works
THIS TOOK TWO PAGES OF THE TUESDAY USA TODAY - IT IS FOR REAL
PLEEEEEEASE READ!!!! it was on the news!
This thing is for real. Rest assured AOL and Intel will follow Through
with their promises for fear of facing a multimillion-dollar class
action suit similar to the one filed by Pepsi-Cola against General Electric not too
long ago.
Dear Friends;
Please do not take this for a junk letter. Bill Gates is sharing his
fortune. If you ignore this, You will repent later.
Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet companies and in an
effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the most widely used program,
Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail beta test. When you forward this e-mail to
friends, Microsoft can and will Track it
If you are a Microsoft Windows user)? For a two weeks time period.
For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft will pay you
$245.00 For every person that you sent it to that forwards it on,
Microsoft will pay you $243.00 and ! for every third person that receives it, You
will be paid $241.00. Within two weeks, Microsoft will contact you for your
address and then send you a check.
Regards
Charles S Bailey General Manager Field Operations
1-800-842-2332 Ext. 1085 or 904-1085 or RNX 292-1085
I thought this was a scam myself, But two weeks after receiving this
e-mail and forwarding it on. Microsoft contacted me for my address and
within days, I receive a check for $24, 800.00. You need to respond
before the beta testing is over. If anyone can afford this, Bill gates
is the man.
It's all marketing expense to him. Please forward this to as many people
as possible.
You are bound to get at least $10, 000.00. We're not going to help them out with their e-mail beta test without getting a
little something for our time. My brother's girlfriend got in on this a few months
ago. When I went to visit him for the Baylor /UT game. She showed me her
check. It was for the sum of $4, 324.44 and was stamped 'Paid in full'
Like I said before, I know the law, and this is for real.
Intel and AOL are now discussing a merger which would make them the
largest Internet company and in an effort make sure that AOL remains the
most widely used program, Intel and AOL are running an e-mail beta test.
When you forward this e-mail to friends, Intel can and will track it (if
you are a Microsoft Windows user) for a two week time period.
Try it; What have you got to lose !
ALWAYS CHECK SNOPES BEFORE FORWARDING,IF IT SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE, IT PROBABLY IS.
THIS TOOK TWO PAGES OF THE TUESDAY USA TODAY - IT IS FOR REAL
PLEEEEEEASE READ!!!! it was on the news!
This thing is for real. Rest assured AOL and Intel will follow Through
with their promises for fear of facing a multimillion-dollar class
action suit similar to the one filed by Pepsi-Cola against General Electric not too
long ago.
Dear Friends;
Please do not take this for a junk letter. Bill Gates is sharing his
fortune. If you ignore this, You will repent later.
Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet companies and in an
effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the most widely used program,
Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail beta test. When you forward this e-mail to
friends, Microsoft can and will Track it
If you are a Microsoft Windows user)? For a two weeks time period.
For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft will pay you
$245.00 For every person that you sent it to that forwards it on,
Microsoft will pay you $243.00 and ! for every third person that receives it, You
will be paid $241.00. Within two weeks, Microsoft will contact you for your
address and then send you a check.
Regards
Charles S Bailey General Manager Field Operations
1-800-842-2332 Ext. 1085 or 904-1085 or RNX 292-1085
I thought this was a scam myself, But two weeks after receiving this
e-mail and forwarding it on. Microsoft contacted me for my address and
within days, I receive a check for $24, 800.00. You need to respond
before the beta testing is over. If anyone can afford this, Bill gates
is the man.
It's all marketing expense to him. Please forward this to as many people
as possible.
You are bound to get at least $10, 000.00. We're not going to help them out with their e-mail beta test without getting a
little something for our time. My brother's girlfriend got in on this a few months
ago. When I went to visit him for the Baylor /UT game. She showed me her
check. It was for the sum of $4, 324.44 and was stamped 'Paid in full'
Like I said before, I know the law, and this is for real.
Intel and AOL are now discussing a merger which would make them the
largest Internet company and in an effort make sure that AOL remains the
most widely used program, Intel and AOL are running an e-mail beta test.
When you forward this e-mail to friends, Intel can and will track it (if
you are a Microsoft Windows user) for a two week time period.
Try it; What have you got to lose !
ALWAYS CHECK SNOPES BEFORE FORWARDING,IF IT SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE, IT PROBABLY IS.
Lucky me - again
Good day,
My name is Alvin Holman an American citizen working with the United Nations. I'm a married man with 2 kids. I am contacting you for the purpose of a business transaction.
Through the years I have served with the United Nations and with my position, I was able to secure a sum of money amounting to 30million US dollars from contracts and assignments in conflicting countries. The money was earned on contract basis to non staff, so therefore I need a neutral person to be able to cash the money. As a result of this I am contacting you and not even a family member to avoid complications arising from talks or the likes. I got your e-mail address from the internet while searching for a reliable and competent person for the transaction.
Please this e-mail should not be treated as one of those from Africa. Looking forward to receiving your reply and doing business with you.
Yours truly,
Alvin Holman.
My name is Alvin Holman an American citizen working with the United Nations. I'm a married man with 2 kids. I am contacting you for the purpose of a business transaction.
Through the years I have served with the United Nations and with my position, I was able to secure a sum of money amounting to 30million US dollars from contracts and assignments in conflicting countries. The money was earned on contract basis to non staff, so therefore I need a neutral person to be able to cash the money. As a result of this I am contacting you and not even a family member to avoid complications arising from talks or the likes. I got your e-mail address from the internet while searching for a reliable and competent person for the transaction.
Please this e-mail should not be treated as one of those from Africa. Looking forward to receiving your reply and doing business with you.
Yours truly,
Alvin Holman.
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
And now I have a new friend
Hello man my new friend!
I understand, that you do not know me and I do not know you, but probably in the future all can change. All good always occurs in the future and I ask a few patience from you to read my letter up to the end. In the beginning I want to be presented you and to tell a little about my life. My name is Natalya and to me it will be very pleasant, if you will name me so. Was born 34 years ago and all this time I live in Russia, in city of Kazan. Now I work as the seller in shop and I very much like my work as I every day communicate with many different people. My life goes in regular intervals and every day is similar on previous. I like my friends and love my family. Certainly the most important i want to found love and my the husband to be the happiest woman in the world. For all my life I could not meet the man to which I could trust completely and with which I would like to connect my life, but very much I want.
Several days ago I laid at home on a sofa and thought. Why I am lonely? Why I cannot find my special the man? Probably I have made nothing to be happy? Certainly I can be together with the man which I not love, to give birth to the child and simply to be mum, but to not be happy in the family, but I do not want it. I want to love the man and simply be happy to be with him. Also I have thought. Why to not try to get acquainted with the man from other country if I could not find my special man here in Russia? Now we live in 21 century and I know, that many people use the Internet and "Marriage agencies" to get acquainted with suitable the man in any point globe. I do not want to be lonely during my life or simply to sit and wait, when my love will come to me. I want to do itself my life happy and have found such marriage agency here in my city. I knew, that their help will be not free-of-charge, but they have asked the big sum of money from me.
Nevertheless I have thought and have decided to not be greedy this money, for the sake of my happiness and my love. Money - never can give to me of it. Probably my destiny to be with the man from other country? I do not know, but I want to try to know.
They gave to me yours E-mail and have told, that you also are interested to find the woman for a life. I think, that now you can understand, how my letter has come to you, could learn a little about my life and about me, but I do not know your desires and I ask to think. We can try to build serious relations or probably simply to be friends. If you do not have desire simply speak to me and I can understand. Nevertheless if I am interesting to you it would be very pleasant for me to learn also a little more about you and to receive your photos. I understand in computers not much, but I hope, that you also can receive my photos in this letter. Certainly appearance not the most important in the person both his private world and soul are of great value, but nevertheless it is more pleasant to receive the letter from the person and to see, how he looks. All this, that I wanted to tell to you and now I shall wait only your answer. Excuse, if I something have offended you in my letter or something has told not correctly, but understand, that I try it for the first time and I worry a little. Even if serious relations are not interesting to you or I am not pleasant, simply let to me know. Ok?
Please reply only my personal e-mail: nattaallya@gmail.com
bye bye
Tired of loneliness Natalya
P.S. My e-mail: nattaallya@gmail.com where I shall wait your letter!
I understand, that you do not know me and I do not know you, but probably in the future all can change. All good always occurs in the future and I ask a few patience from you to read my letter up to the end. In the beginning I want to be presented you and to tell a little about my life. My name is Natalya and to me it will be very pleasant, if you will name me so. Was born 34 years ago and all this time I live in Russia, in city of Kazan. Now I work as the seller in shop and I very much like my work as I every day communicate with many different people. My life goes in regular intervals and every day is similar on previous. I like my friends and love my family. Certainly the most important i want to found love and my the husband to be the happiest woman in the world. For all my life I could not meet the man to which I could trust completely and with which I would like to connect my life, but very much I want.
Several days ago I laid at home on a sofa and thought. Why I am lonely? Why I cannot find my special the man? Probably I have made nothing to be happy? Certainly I can be together with the man which I not love, to give birth to the child and simply to be mum, but to not be happy in the family, but I do not want it. I want to love the man and simply be happy to be with him. Also I have thought. Why to not try to get acquainted with the man from other country if I could not find my special man here in Russia? Now we live in 21 century and I know, that many people use the Internet and "Marriage agencies" to get acquainted with suitable the man in any point globe. I do not want to be lonely during my life or simply to sit and wait, when my love will come to me. I want to do itself my life happy and have found such marriage agency here in my city. I knew, that their help will be not free-of-charge, but they have asked the big sum of money from me.
Nevertheless I have thought and have decided to not be greedy this money, for the sake of my happiness and my love. Money - never can give to me of it. Probably my destiny to be with the man from other country? I do not know, but I want to try to know.
They gave to me yours E-mail and have told, that you also are interested to find the woman for a life. I think, that now you can understand, how my letter has come to you, could learn a little about my life and about me, but I do not know your desires and I ask to think. We can try to build serious relations or probably simply to be friends. If you do not have desire simply speak to me and I can understand. Nevertheless if I am interesting to you it would be very pleasant for me to learn also a little more about you and to receive your photos. I understand in computers not much, but I hope, that you also can receive my photos in this letter. Certainly appearance not the most important in the person both his private world and soul are of great value, but nevertheless it is more pleasant to receive the letter from the person and to see, how he looks. All this, that I wanted to tell to you and now I shall wait only your answer. Excuse, if I something have offended you in my letter or something has told not correctly, but understand, that I try it for the first time and I worry a little. Even if serious relations are not interesting to you or I am not pleasant, simply let to me know. Ok?
Please reply only my personal e-mail: nattaallya@gmail.com
bye bye
Tired of loneliness Natalya
P.S. My e-mail: nattaallya@gmail.com where I shall wait your letter!
I win again!
We are pleased to notify you that your email address won thesum of £750,000 GBP from our monthly UK National OnlinePromotion held on 13Th September 2008,and released today15ThSeptember 2008.,You have therefore been approved to claim atotal sum of £750,000 (Seven Hundred And Fifty ThousandPounds ).Contact agent for your claims***************************************1.Agent Name: Mr Eric White2.Agent Email: mr-whites-desk@hotmail.co.uk3.Agent Tel :+44-70359-33975***************************************Ticket no: 56475600545 188Serial No:5388/02Winning number: 05.14.22.25.36.05 {08}Draw (#1055)Claims Requirements:1.full name:2.Home Address:3.Age:4.Sex:5.Tele:6.Occupation:7.Country Of Residence:8.Nationality:9.Amount Won:10.Religon***************************************Congratulations once more from all membersand staff of this program.Sincerely,Dr.(Mrs.) Ruth BeilerOnline Co-ordinatorSend your details to mr-whites-desk@hotmail.co.uk Only
Thursday, September 11, 2008
I'M RICH! WOO HOO!
THIS IS FOR YOUR ATTENTION.
We wish to notify you again that you were listed as a beneficiary to the total sum of Ј10,600,000.00GBP (Ten Million Six Hundred Thousand British Pounds) in the codicil and last testament of the deceased. (Name now withheld since this is our second letter to you).
We contacted you because you bear the surname identity and therefore can present you as the beneficiary to the inheritance. We therefore reckoned that you could receive these funds as you are qualified by your name identity. All the legal papers will be processed in your acceptance. In your acceptance of this deal, we request that you kindly forward to us your letter of acceptance, your current telephone and fax numbers and a forwarding address to enable us file necessary documents at our high court probate division for the release of this sum of money. Please contact me via my email so that we can get this done immediately.
Yours faithfully,
Michael Graham
Associate Solicitor.
Tel: +447031997793
Tel: +447024053610
We wish to notify you again that you were listed as a beneficiary to the total sum of Ј10,600,000.00GBP (Ten Million Six Hundred Thousand British Pounds) in the codicil and last testament of the deceased. (Name now withheld since this is our second letter to you).
We contacted you because you bear the surname identity and therefore can present you as the beneficiary to the inheritance. We therefore reckoned that you could receive these funds as you are qualified by your name identity. All the legal papers will be processed in your acceptance. In your acceptance of this deal, we request that you kindly forward to us your letter of acceptance, your current telephone and fax numbers and a forwarding address to enable us file necessary documents at our high court probate division for the release of this sum of money. Please contact me via my email so that we can get this done immediately.
Yours faithfully,
Michael Graham
Associate Solicitor.
Tel: +447031997793
Tel: +447024053610
Wednesday, April 02, 2008
My junk mail
This arrived this arvo in my junk mail. Here it is, as it was delivered, all in one greak chunk. Read on....
Hello my new friend. What's your name? I search for the Love. I'm young and modern therefore I use the help of the Internet. I have found your profile in a global network... It's great:)! I with pleasure write to you the letter. Well, my name is Elena I live in great city Saint-Petersburg in Russia. I have lovely parents. They live near with Saint-Petersburg. I the favourite daughter of the parents. They love me most of all in a life. It's great. I studied at university. I finished it 7 years ago. After university I have started out an independent life. I very sincere and sociable woman therefore I have a lot of friends. We like to spend time cheerfully.I like to smile. I love the sun. My friends joking have nicknamed me "a smile of the sun". I easily find common language with people. I trust in the good future. You like optimistical people? What do you think about it? As any normal person I have work. I work in an advertising department of brewing company " Baltic " I do the business with a smile. I love my work. I am able to work. I am able to do money. I have perspective ideas. I the big expert in advertising activity and in management of the organizations. I rent an apartment in the city not far from my work. Well, I can long tell about smiles, about the sun, about work, about leisure and hobbies. I shall not do it. I wish to tell you about " a another side of my life " It may seem that I have everything to live happily but it is not so! Of course I have a success with men. I have many admirers. I know that I beautiful and clever. I communicated with many men. It was interesting but I did not love them. I loved only one man but he has deceived me.Since then I do not trust Russian men. Also In past time I see my friends not often. They are borrowed on work. They have found the family happiness. I am sincerely glad for them. As for me I have problems with finding a boyfriend and love of all my life. Many of them lie and don't hold his word. Some men drink alcohol very much. Some men want to date with me but I don't like them, the men I would like to date with are already married or have serious relationship with other women! That is terrible! I do not represent the life without the favourite person. It not a life this existence. I am lonely in an environment of friends. I do not have not enough person to which I would give all love. I am disappointed in the country. I do not trust Russian men. I not badly speak in English that is why I decided to search all over the English speaking world :):):) I do believe that it is possible to meet my special one on internet! Many women met their soulmates abroad and they are very happy with them. Why not?!?! For example my girlfriend Tamara find her husband on internet in five year ago. The most interesting in that that she cannot hear and speak. He too. As a result of accident she became the invalid. She my best girlfriend. She move to Australia and they have happy family. She write to me letter often. She invites me to Australia for a long time. Well, what else to tell you about me?! My parents have good money. My earned payment too not small. I can pay for all life expenses. And I will not ask you help me with money. I know many stories about it. If you will write to me more, you will understand, that I am not such woman! I need serious relationship, I don't want to have a penpal. I have much love to give and I need somebody loves me also. I don't want to ask you many questions, just write me about yourself as I did. And of course feel free to ask questions! I hope, you can send me your MSN address and we will talk, when I will have time. I will like to see you photo with each letter. Write to me on my e-mail.Have a nice day! Sincerely Elena.
Hello my new friend. What's your name? I search for the Love. I'm young and modern therefore I use the help of the Internet. I have found your profile in a global network... It's great:)! I with pleasure write to you the letter. Well, my name is Elena I live in great city Saint-Petersburg in Russia. I have lovely parents. They live near with Saint-Petersburg. I the favourite daughter of the parents. They love me most of all in a life. It's great. I studied at university. I finished it 7 years ago. After university I have started out an independent life. I very sincere and sociable woman therefore I have a lot of friends. We like to spend time cheerfully.I like to smile. I love the sun. My friends joking have nicknamed me "a smile of the sun". I easily find common language with people. I trust in the good future. You like optimistical people? What do you think about it? As any normal person I have work. I work in an advertising department of brewing company " Baltic " I do the business with a smile. I love my work. I am able to work. I am able to do money. I have perspective ideas. I the big expert in advertising activity and in management of the organizations. I rent an apartment in the city not far from my work. Well, I can long tell about smiles, about the sun, about work, about leisure and hobbies. I shall not do it. I wish to tell you about " a another side of my life " It may seem that I have everything to live happily but it is not so! Of course I have a success with men. I have many admirers. I know that I beautiful and clever. I communicated with many men. It was interesting but I did not love them. I loved only one man but he has deceived me.Since then I do not trust Russian men. Also In past time I see my friends not often. They are borrowed on work. They have found the family happiness. I am sincerely glad for them. As for me I have problems with finding a boyfriend and love of all my life. Many of them lie and don't hold his word. Some men drink alcohol very much. Some men want to date with me but I don't like them, the men I would like to date with are already married or have serious relationship with other women! That is terrible! I do not represent the life without the favourite person. It not a life this existence. I am lonely in an environment of friends. I do not have not enough person to which I would give all love. I am disappointed in the country. I do not trust Russian men. I not badly speak in English that is why I decided to search all over the English speaking world :):):) I do believe that it is possible to meet my special one on internet! Many women met their soulmates abroad and they are very happy with them. Why not?!?! For example my girlfriend Tamara find her husband on internet in five year ago. The most interesting in that that she cannot hear and speak. He too. As a result of accident she became the invalid. She my best girlfriend. She move to Australia and they have happy family. She write to me letter often. She invites me to Australia for a long time. Well, what else to tell you about me?! My parents have good money. My earned payment too not small. I can pay for all life expenses. And I will not ask you help me with money. I know many stories about it. If you will write to me more, you will understand, that I am not such woman! I need serious relationship, I don't want to have a penpal. I have much love to give and I need somebody loves me also. I don't want to ask you many questions, just write me about yourself as I did. And of course feel free to ask questions! I hope, you can send me your MSN address and we will talk, when I will have time. I will like to see you photo with each letter. Write to me on my e-mail.Have a nice day! Sincerely Elena.
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