Tuesday, October 30, 2007

looking for trouble

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

-A woman has the last word in any argument

-Anything a man says after that is beginning of a new argument.

SHOPPING MATH

-A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs

-A WOMAN will pay $1 for a $2 item she doesn't need

GENERAL EQUATIONS AND STATISTICS

-A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband

-A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife

-A successful man is one who makes more than his wife can spend

-A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MEMORY

-Any married man should forget his mistakes- Theres not point two people remembering the same thing

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