Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Retirement

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well for example, the other day I went into town and went to a shop in High street.

I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a
cop writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, "Come on mate, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a Nazi Bastard.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn
tyres.

So I called him a piece of stinking dog shit.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the
first.

Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20
minutes.

The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't give a shit. I came into town by bus.

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's
important at my age.

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