FOOTBALL star David Beckham will shine in a new galaxy from next season, literally, after signing for Los Angeles Galaxy for $1.3 million a week.

Come and listen to a story about a man named David
A poor Londener, barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he was shootin at some food,
And up through the ground came a bubblin' crude.

Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.

Well the first thing you know ol' Dave's a millionaire,
Kinfolk said Dave move away from there
Said Californy is the place you ought to be
So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly.

Hills, that is.
Swimmin pools, movie stars.

Life just makes no sense