Sunday, November 23, 2008

More storm images - Patty






You can see the swathe cut through from Mount Coot-tha at the top, to the trees snapped off at mid-height, roofs tarpaulined.

Trucks line Waterworks Road clearing trees and shrubs, 5 days after the storms.

Food dumps are placed at either end of the suburb to drop off spoiled food from continued power outages.

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Winds coming in blasts.


Weird bunches of wind, ekkkkk!

Qld residents prepare for evening storms

Southeast Queensland residents have begun bunkering down in the lead-up to another storm, expected to hit parts of the state about 4pm (AEST) on Saturday.

The Bureau of Meteorology (BoM) has issued a severe weather warning for residents in the Southeast Coast, Darling Downs and Granite Belt districts, with expected wind speeds of up to 100km/h.

"Winds will become gusty during the afternoon and into the early evening with the potential for damaging gusts across the region, more so about the ridges and higher ground," the warning reports.

ENERGEX spokesman Mike Swanston said strong winds forecast for the weekend could bring power interruptions and damage to the electricity network.

"Strong winds have the potential to bring down trees and branches which, along with other loose objects, can be carried long distances and into contact with powerlines," Mr Swanstons said.

"ENERGEX has fully-rested crews after the devastating storms of the past week and have placed them on standby in readiness for more severe weather, and in the event that power is lost we will work as quickly as possible to safely restore power.

Storm damage images - taken by my mate






These images show how destructive the Big storm was, whole huge trees snapped in half. And annother storm due tonight, predicted to be worse. *faints.

Friday, November 21, 2008

My Road Trip.

Well, I hope you all enjoyed travelling with me from Brisbane to Melbourne then catching the ferry to Devonport, and then driving to Launceston and flying home.

I certainly enjoyed bringing you the images, and I will always be eternally grateful to our mate Johnno, who dutifully blogged my images, to keep you all up-to-date.

Bless.

More storms forescast for SE Qld. *ekkkkkkkkkkk!

Southern and central Queenslanders are bracing for the fourth fierce storm in a devastating week described by Premier Anna Bligh as a "never-ending story".

The Bureau of Meteorology has forecast wild winds of up to 90km/h and hail on Friday night, with worse storms to hit on Saturday.

It predicts Friday's storm will affect areas from Emerald in central Queensland to the Gold Coast.

The systems will move north on Saturday to stretch from Barcaldine to Brisbane.

Thunderstorms that have pounded south-east Queensland for nearly a week - inflicting hundreds of millions of dollars in damage and claiming two lives - swept inland on Thursday night, unleashing its fury on Blackwater, 290km west of Rockhampton.

The mining township, with a population of around 5,000, has been declared the state's 13th natural disaster area.

Many locals reported hailstones nearly 18 centimetres in diameter.

Blackwater resident Merv Gibson said the storm lasted about an hour.

"I was near the car and next thing an 'F 111' went over the top - and that was my roof," he said.

When local MP Vaughan Johnson drove through the storm, his rear window and mirrors were shattered.

"The car was rocking - it was like about 10 big fellas rocking the car," he said.

Emergency services crews in the township responded to nearly 100 calls for help.

The Queensland premier flew into the town early on Friday morning and was stunned by the trail of destruction.

Twisted iron and uprooted trees were everywhere, scores of cars and houses had shattered windows while there were gaping holes the size of dinner plates in roofs and walls.

"It must have been terrifying for the people," said Ms Bligh.

"The hailstones were of an extraordinary size.

"We're very lucky that we didn't see any damage to people or loss of life."

The Darling Downs town of Warwick also suffered extensive storm damage on Thursday night.

Meanwhile, some 80,000 homes in the state's south-east lost power with Energex recording 90,000 lightning strikes.

Brisbane suburbs devastated by the storms on Sunday and Wednesday, such as Paddington, Red Hill, Ashgrove, Arana Hills and Everton Park, again suffered damage.

This included fallen powerlines, trees and branches blown onto powerlines, and water seeping into underground cables, Energex said.

The Scarborough Bay Hotel on Brisbane's bayside was extensively damaged.

Ms Bligh said she'd been talking to the federal government about financial assistance for the clean-up.

She said the Queensland government had deferred a proposed mid-year budget review to mid-December - the budget contingency of $10-$20 million would be inadequate.

"This is going to have a very high recovery bill and it will have an impact on a budget that is already under pressure," she said.

"We are in for a rocky summer," she said.

"Like everyone here in Queensland, I'm beginning to wonder when it will end."

She paid tribute to emergency workers, some of whom were taking their first break after four days of relentless work in difficult conditions.

"I hope Mother Nature is a bit kinder to us than she has been in the past few days," she said.

"It's starting to feel like the never-ending story."

Emergency Management Queensland deputy executive director Bruce Grady said Saturday's storm would bring stronger, gusty winds.

Residents should take precautions, including heeding weather alerts, trimming trees, securing loose items, preparing an emergency kit and covering any debris from previous storms.

"If they are concerned about current damage and what that might mean in a storm we would encourage them to move to family and friends," Mr Grady told AAP.

He said there were specific concerns about the safety of 14,000 Year 12 students finishing school on Friday, and heading into the traditional schoolies celebrations on the Gold and Sunshine coasts.

"Having that many young people concentrating on things other than storms is a concern," he said.

"As storms approach we would encourage people to stay indoors - that's the safest place.

"It's a small price to pay to lose one or two days out of your schoolies week."

Meanwhile, two of Queensland's largest energy suppliers are offering financial relief to residents affected by storms which have battered the region since Sunday night.

AGL and Origin are offering payment plans for storm affected customers to help with financial difficulties as they face the rebuilding process.

AGL is waiving all contract termination, disconnection and reconnection fees for storm affected residents.

Origin is asking its storm-affected customers to contact them to discuss payment arrangements on a case by case basis.

Energy Ombudsman Barry Adams encouraged all storm-affected residents to contact their energy supplier for assistance and was satisfied with the assistance already offered by AGL and Origin.

"Recognising the severe hardship people are facing to rebuild their homes and their lives, I am pleased to say two of Queensland's largest energy retailers are showing compassion when it comes to electricity and gas accounts," he said.

Mr Adams said any residents unable to receive the help needed from their energy retailer should contact Energy Ombudsman Queensland on 1800 662 837 or email complaints@eoq.com.au

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Pattys travels to Melbourne and Tasmania nov 2008 part3


Land ahoy



Loading on boat



The Sun Princess



Spirit of Tasmania




4m waves expected



Checking on the boat



Clean car



waiting with a wine



In Melbourne


I think he likes the hawkes. Shepaton. X



Arrived in Victoria



At Jerilderie..Home of Ned Kelly



Cattle on the road



Cattle on the road




Fruit fly exclusion zone

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Pattys travels to Melbourne and Tasmania nov 2008 continued


BOOKED FOR SPEEDING 115...BUGGER!!!!


Heavy fog and rain coonamble. Ekk! X


At gunnedah. Too much rain, roos, road puddles and monster trucks


CROSSING GREAT DIVIDING RANGE OVER TO DORRIGO

Monday, November 17, 2008

Friday, November 14, 2008

Nicky's Mother's Funeral

My school leaving daughters award winning painting with her description


LIFE EMBRYO
Paint on canvas
Carly Sheil

I wanted to portray both security and also a sense of insecurity in this piece, as though the girl was in a protective womb yet had to curl up into herself to feel safe. I felt that the womb had to be green instead of red because it was cold and still living, almost like a plant, whereas her, and her ribbons are warm colors, to bring them to stand out and show their difference from the harsh, yet safe, surrounding womb. These insecurities are also portrayed in her almost nakedness.
She has alien eyes because she isn’t quite human, or doesn’t feel as such. She is not a part of this safe haven and this reflects not only in her coloration, but in her eyes as well. A womb generally matches its occupant, red walls to a flesh toned fetus, which is the norm. I chose red and green because they contrast each other and bring each other out. They are the only colors I chose and thus stand out more.
The red ribbons, I like to feel, represent the string of fate; a long, red cord that connects someone with their destiny and future mate. Hers is twisting around her, the path is untraceable and this leads to further confusion.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Sandwiches for a Funeral





A 7am start in the kitchen. Ekkk! Egg and lettuce anyone? Anyone?

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

What did YOU do today?

Today I have been up since 4.40am, cooked breakfast for 3 of us, put on hubbys shoes and socks, filled car with petrol, emptied cat tray of huge green poo (what the!) cut up chicken breast for cat, scrubbed 2 bathrooms till they shone, did 2 loads of washing, strung up new Xmas lights and took down old ones, dropped off dry-cleaning and got prescriptions for hubby, became guarantor for sons friend travelling overseas with passport, did food shopping, had a tiff again with eldest son over interent censorship, bought new printer ink and dvd sleeves, readjusted a quote for a friend, chatted to Johnno, rang my mother, worked out a quote for a 5 minute training video, supported my sons girl friend on her law exams, sang happy birthday to our neighbour who is 92, created a video for my friends 52nd birthday, created a shorter clip to show Johnno my new Studio 12 program, helped friend with her mother’s funeral tomorrow, edited photo images, rang client re: new contract for video, ate one anzac biscuit I made yesterday (my bad) and am now cooking dinner, awaiting a final quote for client tomorrow before he has meeting with state representatives. Bleh. And you tell that to the young’ens, and they won’t believe ya! Hugs

On grief.....

“When great souls die,
The air around us becomes
Light, rare, sterile.
We breathe, briefly.
Our eyes, briefly,
See with a hurtful clarity.
Our memory, suddenly sharpened,
Examines,
gnaws on kind words unsaid,
Promised walks
Never taken.


Great souls die and
Our reality, bound to them,
Takes leave of us.
Our souls, dependent upon their nurture,
Now shrink wizened.
Our minds, formed and informed by their radiance,
Fall away.
We are not so much maddened
As reduced to the unutterable ignorance
Of dark, cold caves.


And when great souls die,
After a period peace blooms,
Slowly and always irregularly.
Spaces fill with a kind of soothing electric vibration.
Our senses, restored, never to be the same,
Whisper to us.
They existed. They existed.
We can be. Be and be better.
For they existed.


From a poem by the African American poet Maya Angelou.

Patricks 18th (and my newest Studio 12 effects)

I THINK YOU ARE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.

She says hello.

He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?'

To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my>kids.'

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

Pattys new badge

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Joke

Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for married men.

Every month, the centerfold is the same woman!

My Character Reference

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN

Patricia has been known to me for the past 9 years, although if she asked she would say 10 as she recalls speaking to me at an Open Day at School before she even started her eldest son there, but then she would say that, wouldn’t she?

Although she has generously allowed my family to stay at her beach house, and although we have been to numerous bbq’s, parties and dinner/luncheons in her home, and even though we were a very welcome guest at her 50th and her son’s 21st earlier this year (did I say 50th? I meant 45th, my bad) I have only once knowingly invited her to our home, in fact it took us weeks to clean up the joint after she has gone, and we ended up having to sell it, but made heaps of money *thanks Patty.

I have always found Patricia’s character to be of the highest calibre, unlike her undies and bra, which I regularly find under my desk, but I digress.

She is a person of good honest intentions, and I am not even going to mention her tits, which are quite magnificent. Opps, I didn’t mean to mention them, sorry. Again.

Patricia has always been heavily involved in a sort of stalky/weird way, in her respective schools. I understand she has no criminal record, but then I wouldn’t really know, would I?

In dealing with her over the past few years, she has managed to help me in various activities, such as emailing jokes back and forth, sharing the odd champers at Milton under the Eiffel Tower, *although to be fair, this only happened twice, and she has also sat on various committees such as Golf, Rowing, Art, Soccer, Rowing, Open Day, Sportsman’s Dinner, and it took us a week to find the School Gala Dinner after she sat on that too.

My wife likes her.

I have no hesitation in recommending Patricia for Patron of your School, and would like to also recommend her title be known as Patron Saint Patricia.

St John's - nearly finished, spire in place.






So today the last copper spire went up on St John's Catherdral, naturally I had to go in to see it.

What Cats do while your away.


Friday, November 07, 2008

THE FINAL PHOTO WINNER

The winner is Patty's vanity, I like the style of the taps.

Thursday, November 06, 2008

Spam spam spam spam

Dear Friend,

STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL AND URGENT!

I write, asking for your indulgence in re-profiling funds to the tune of Thirty One Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars (US$31.5M). This amount $31.5m represents the balance of the total contract value executed on behalf of the Department by a foreign contracting firm, which we the officials over-invoiced deliberately of which the actual sum has been paid.

Should you be willing to assist us in the transaction, your share of the sum will be 25% of the $31,500,000.00, 70% for us and 5% for taxation and miscellaneous expenses.

Please send your response to peterdaca28@googlemail.com. I await your immediate response.
Best Regards,

Engr. Peter Daca

The Extraordinary Ordinary Photo Challenge - TAPS

A Dripping tap

The Extraordinary Ordinary Photo Challenge - TAPS


From Eamonn

World Flight Australia


It's that time of the year again, when Johnno's brother takes to the skies to raise money for RFDS, Royal Flying Doctor Service. You can donate, and watch them fly 24/7. Enjoy.

The Extraordinary Ordinary Photo Challenge - TAPS

HIlarious new Spammers letters, and the Response back!

Now, about that cash...

You know? you are so lucky. You completely found the right Honest Person. I am known for being totally honest all the time. Now, DO NOT tell anyone about this deal we're making. I am 3 months from being out of incarceration (some "perjury" deal, but never mind) and I don't want the government to find out about this. As you know, I am sure, this character Obama will probably be president and he wants to take more taxes from rich people (like I am about to be). We cannot let Mr. Obama know about this. Okay? And remember, I am totally honest, all the time.

I have already talked to my attorney (in nondescript terms, of course) about this "affair" and he says I need some evidence that you are 1) a doctor, 2) a woman and 3) have the money. I think a snapshot of you naked in a hospital with some cash would be proof enough. Do you know how to do e-mail attachments?

READ MORE HERE

Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Laff

Paddy has broken his leg and his mate Mick goes round to see him.
Mick says 'How you doin?'
Paddy says 'Do us a favor, nip upstairs and get my slippers, me feet are freezing.'
Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy's two gorgeous 19-year-old twin daughterssitting on the bed.
He says 'Your dad sent me up here to shag the both of you ' .
They say 'Get away with ya.. Prove it.'
Mick shouts downstairs 'Paddy, both of em?'

Paddy shouts back 'Of course both of em, what's the point of f#ckin' one?'

Tuesday, November 04, 2008

my bets

MELbourne cup trifecta 1st..7 1,5,(2nd..8-11,12,13,23,24)(3rd-11,12,13,23,24)
fingers crossed ha ha

Monday, November 03, 2008

updatde cup

Nom Du Jeu..paying 8.50/2.87............top

Septimus....paying 6.00/2.25.....................................equal 4th

Mad Rush paying 5.50/2.12............. ..4th

Profound Beauty..paying 7.50/2.60 .......2nd

zipping paying 15.00/4.50...........................................3rd

Littorio......paying 31.00/8.50

Moatize......long shot 26.00/7.25..................................fem jockey with a hope

Bauer............paying 21.00/6.00

Barbaricus long shots...18.00/5.25

Sunday, November 02, 2008

Melbourne cup makets

Septimus
5.00 Mad Rush...............LIKE IT
6.80 Efficient SCR
9.80 All The Good
13.5 Nom De Jeu.............LIKE IT
13.5 Profound Beauty........LIKE IT
16.0 Zipping................LIKE IT
20.0 Bauer
23.0 Littorio
24.0 Honolulu
25.0 C'est La Guerre
25.0 Master O'Reilly........LIKE IT
whatch out for MOATIZE Female rider Clare Lindop has a habit of re-writing history, and comes into this having steered home Saturday’s Derby winner