Tuesday, November 22, 2005
Signs of our times
Signs of Our Times
On a septic tank truck in Oregon:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
Invite Us To Your Next Blowout
Sign over a gynecologist's office:
Dr. Jones -- At Your Cervix
On a plumber's truck:
We Repair What Your Husband Fixed
On a plastic surgeon's office door:
Hello! Can we pick your nose?
At a towing company:
We don't charge an arm and a leg. We just want tows.
On an electrician's truck:
Let Us Remove Your Shorts
On a maternity room door:
Push. Push. Push!
At an optometrist's office:
If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
On a taxidermist's window:
We Really Know Our Stuff
In a podiatrist's office:
Time wounds all heels.
Outside a muffler shop:
No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.
In a veterinarian's waiting room:
Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
At the electric company:
We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be.
In a restaurant window:
Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.
At a propane filling station:
Thank Heaven For Little Grills